Gordon Ramsay and Marco-Pierre White Fight Over Rat in Kitchen

Written by carina-eta

Monday, 29 October 2007

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Top UK chefs and sworn enemies Gordon Ramsay and Marco-Pierre White were today reported to be slugging it out again after they both made offers to top rat chef and star of the movie-documentary "Ratatouille."

The Michelin starred rat was planning on opening a new restaurant of his own called "Sixteen" but has shelved plans following what he described as "massive" pay offers on the table from the warring chefs to cook in their restaurants.

The two celebrity chefs have been enemies since Gordon Ramsay made a 40-second paid appearance at Marco-Pierre White's wedding. The marriage lasted just 72 hours with White commenting, "the sight of his pockmarked face rising like a moon over the wedding cake put me off marriage for life."

Ramsay today said that he couldn't care less whether the rat could cook, he was willing to pay top wonga for the "freakshow" aspect, having lost this since the pigs he was rearing were slaughtered. He said earlier,"I have massive cockroaches in my kitchen that can cook better than that f*cking rodent, but if he's f*cking popular I want him."

Marco-Pierre White commented, "The rat has signed up for me. Always with Gordon it ends up being about the size of his cockroaches, with me it's about the artistry of food and getting one over on that puckered f*cker."

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