Careful examination and analysis of still photos and videos of Michael Jackson 'moonwalking' show they have been faked. Jackson, who died on June 25, 2009 at the age of 51, was an American musician, dancer, and entertainer. His claim to fame, as a...
Orlando, Fla - (Thrilla-Spilla): "Yeah, it's a kinda copycat Michael Jackson marriage," porn actress Veronica Slut-Daniels claimed today. "Guess the term 'broodmare' comes into it! "Hellsbells, Tiger's wife's helluva lot prettier than ex-derm...
LOS ANGELES - After five months of planning and building, Michael Jackson's family has finally opened the much-awaited Michael Jackson Moonwalking Museum. The 20,000 square foot two-story building is located adjacent to the world famous La Brea Ta...
In an effort to spice up next year's football World Cup in South Africa, FIFA have decided to introduce a real "group of death". Traditionally whichever group of teams contains the most difficult sides is labelled a "group of death" on account of...
A laboratory trusted with DNA samples of Michael Jackson has admitted that the samples have been stolen. "We here at the Jolins Lab try to keep everything locked away, even to the fact that most people think we are a medical supply company", state...
Los Angeles, CA police officials are investigating the apparent shooting death of Sonny, the Cocoa Puffs Cuckoo Bird. Sonny, real name Glen Fitzpatrick, was found dead on November 27th in the two room apartment he shared with his sister Mabel. Fitzpa...
The death of Michael has affected a lot of family and friends but who knew what his death would mean to fragile singer, Britney Spears. According to The New York Tims, Britney stated that she had felt the cold dead hands on her usually naked botto...
A paper found in a trash bin has been discovered by a janitor who is offering to sell the three-page report that Michael Jackson was officially declared dead on May, 25th a full month before all the crap hit the fan, one month later. Apparently, a...
A storm of controversy is growing after it was alleged that Michael Jackson 'sucked c*ck like a m*therf*cker' during his years of fame and celebrity. The allegation was made by Seamus Heaney, former Professor of Poetry at Oxford, and recipient of...
REDONDO BEACH, California - The glove that Michael Jackson wore in his Moonwalk video has been auctioned off for an unbelievable $400,000. The buyer of the infamous glove is Hong Kong businessman Jing Fu Mingsong, owner of Mingsong's Fire Drill Se...
A glove belonging to the late Michael Jackson has been sold at auction for $1 million. The glove is made from orphans' hair and is studded with diamonds. It is the one Mr Jackson wore in many of his music videos, and it is estimated that he used it t...
Russia have banned the death penalty, proving to the rest of the world that they are "Humane" after all! Whilst announcing this moral step President Medvedev also announced alternative solutions for Russia's serial killers, rapists, Mafia Mob Boss...
The father of Jordy Chandler, the boy who first accused Michael Jackson of sexual molestation in the 1990's, has been found dead. According to early police reports, the one-time Beverly Hills dentist died in New Jersey yesterday. Of what, no infor...
Never-Land Ranch- Yesterday for the first time the family and physicians of the late pop icon Micheal Jackson came out with a somber message for fans of Michael and fans of plastic surgery. It was revealed that the true cause of death wa...
Obituary: Fans around the globe were mourning the death of Tranquilizer star, Ehwah Woowah, who passed away peacefully in his sleep. Woowah, 78, was known as the the no-nonsense tough guy who made The Tranquilizer such a hit. The long-running T...
Completely and utterly barking mad, Mad scientist, Professor Gino Di Labia, of the University Of Pisa (The place with the tower that is in no way on God's holy blessed Earth properly vertical) today announced that he could, and would, bring the decea...
"You don't even realize anything's missing" says one pleased fan "He's locked into the Thriller stage permanently but that's my favorite look of Michael's anyway." The upswing to Michael's ragged visage is that while it used to take over five hour...
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