Jackson's "wanking glove" sells for $1m

Funny story written by MonkeyInTheBath

Sunday, 22 November 2009

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Not Michael Jackson's glove

A glove belonging to the late Michael Jackson has been sold at auction for $1 million. The glove is made from orphans' hair and is studded with diamonds. It is the one Mr Jackson wore in many of his music videos, and it is estimated that he used it to grab his own crotch at least 80 times on video.

Friends and family say that Mr Jackson used to wear the glove all the time - even in bed - and he would never wash it. It is thought that traces of his DNA may be found on the glove, and that in the near future scientists could create a clone of Mr Jackson, or even a whole family of them. The clone could be able to finally finish that tour he had planned.

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