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Funny story: Brad Pitt: Of Course I Knew Angelina Was Bi-Sexual

Brad Pitt: Of Course I Knew Angelina Was Bi-Sexual

Although Angelina Jolie has always been known to date women in between husbands and lovers, her partner Brad Pitt had never brought it out into the open before. Saying that he and Angelina knew each other well, he stated that they were very commit...

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Funny story: Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski To Star In "Crocodile Dundee Vs. The Vienna Vagina Vampires"

Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski To Star In "Crocodile Dundee Vs. The Vienna Vagina Vampires"

SANTA BARBARA, California - Paul Hogan and his wife Linda Kozlowski have just announced that they will be starring in the the fifth installment of the Crocodile Dundee series. Mr. and Mrs. Hogan will soon fly to Budapest, Hungary where they will f...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston To Appear In A Nude Spy Mystery

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston To Appear In A Nude Spy Mystery

BARCELONA, Spain - Brad Pitt flew to Barcelona to receive a Lifetime Achievement Award from the Spanish Motion Picture Film Industry. Pitt, who is known in Spain as "El Muchachote." which means 'the old boy' said that next to Beverly Hills, he enj...

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Funny story: Calderon Rehires Van der Sloot to Relaunch New Mexican Tourist Incentive: Lose Your Heart In Cancun!

Calderon Rehires Van der Sloot to Relaunch New Mexican Tourist Incentive: Lose Your Heart In Cancun!

Mexico's murder rate went up by six this weekend, now topping 22,600 since 2006, with the discovery of 6 more victims, three who had their 'hearts ripped out' as part of Felipe Calderon's incentive to promote tourism while criticizing Arizona's crack...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Begs Brad Pitt To Please, Please, Please Leave Angelina Jolie And Return To Her

Jennifer Aniston Begs Brad Pitt To Please, Please, Please Leave Angelina Jolie And Return To Her

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Jennifer Aniston was vacationing in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico when she was asked about her love life by a reporter for The Baja California Mucho Gusto News. Aniston told the reporter identified as Francisco Sausalito, that it...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie to tackle BP oil spill

Angelina Jolie to tackle BP oil spill

In their latest attempt to stop the oil leak off the Louisiana coast, BP have recruited Angelina Jolie. Previous attempts have involved using robot divers, giant plugs, industrial size sanitary towels and trained starfish. A BP spokesman said, "We...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie's Teeth Bucked Again

Angelina Jolie's Teeth Bucked Again

Although she's a beautiful lady, Angelina Jolies's teeth get bucked every six months or so and she has had six surgeries to have this corrected. Jolie admitted that it started while she was married to Billy Bobbing Thorton. "It was OK until t...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie: Pregnant!

Angelina Jolie: Pregnant!

Rumours are rife around Hollywood at the moment about Angelina Jolie and yet another pregnancy. On the set of her new movie, insiders have revealed that she was unavailable first thing because she was suffering from severe bouts of nausea, whilst...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie After Robert Pattinson? No, Apparently It's Kristen Stewart

Angelina Jolie After Robert Pattinson? No, Apparently It's Kristen Stewart

Even old hands at reporting in Hollywood are getting mixed-up with who's who and what's what these days. According to the latest news in "Hollywood Blue", Kristen Stewart who has been battling with another vampire lady has ran head first into a re...

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Funny story: OctoMom On The Verge of Being Evicted: Says She Wants To Move In With Brad and Angelina

OctoMom On The Verge of Being Evicted: Says She Wants To Move In With Brad and Angelina

LA HABRA, California - OctoMom has said that she is behind in her monthly house payments and it looks like she will probably be getting evicted. The mother of 14 kids says that her swimsuit modeling career has not really brought her in as much mon...

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Funny story: Angelina, Jennifer Aniston Discovered Kissing In The Sack By Brad Pitt

Angelina, Jennifer Aniston Discovered Kissing In The Sack By Brad Pitt

"Well, well, well so you girls are on kissing terms", stated a puzzled Brad Pitt who had walked into The Sack, Monday. "All the tabloids have you scratching each others eyes out." Sooner or later most Hollywood types hear about the growing veggie...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Affairs With Rolling Stones, Opening Band

Angelina Jolie Affairs With Rolling Stones, Opening Band

A new story just now hitting the tabloids although whispered about for years, especially by the guys involved, claims that Angelina Jolie had affairs with Mick Jagger and possibly other members of the Stones and their opening bands. "She just did...

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Funny story: Ron Paul book's 'sluttish revelations' claim maneater Angelina Jolie put it about a bit

Ron Paul book's 'sluttish revelations' claim maneater Angelina Jolie put it about a bit

New York - (Ass Mess): A new book about Hollywood stars' shagging careers published this week takes a timely swipe at Hollywood legend Angelina Jolie. Decades of Shagging: The True Story, written by US biographer Ron 'Jenny' Paul (Harpy & Coll...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and India's Aishwarya Rai To Appear In "The Panting Pink Panther"

Angelina Jolie and India's Aishwarya Rai To Appear In "The Panting Pink Panther"

CALCUTTA, India - Angelina Jolie has just has signed to star in the Candlelight Motion Pictures Company film The Panting Pink Panther. Ms. Jolie will star with one of India's most famous actresses Aishwarya Rai who is regarded by many to be the An...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and Her Father Jon Voight Reconcile: The Two Will Star In The Film "The Story of Richard and Lindsay Lohan"

Angelina Jolie and Her Father Jon Voight Reconcile: The Two Will Star In The Film "The Story of Richard and Lindsay Lohan"

VENICE, Italy - After a nine year estrangement Angelina Jolie has finally reconciled with her father actor Jon Voight. Jolie said that she had not spoken to her father ever since the night of the Academy Awards in 2001. Voight, who was presenting...

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Funny story: Patriotic Angelina Jolie Says She's Always Been A Bi-American Fanatic!

Patriotic Angelina Jolie Says She's Always Been A Bi-American Fanatic!

She's America's sweetheart and both men and women are liking what they are hearing from one of their favorites, actress Angelina Jolie. "I think that every time there's a stimulus offered, it should include the fact that it must be for Bi-American...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Takes It All Off For Charity!

Angelina Jolie Takes It All Off For Charity!

In an unprecedented show of generosity earlier this week, Angelina Jolie decided to take it all off . . . for charity! The 2010 Take It All Off For Charity is an event that receives little or no coverage for obvious reasons. Past participants hav...

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