Patriotic Angelina Jolie Says She's Always Been A Bi-American Fanatic!

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Saturday, 20 February 2010

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She's America's sweetheart and both men and women are liking what they are hearing from one of their favorites, actress Angelina Jolie.

"I think that every time there's a stimulus offered, it should include the fact that it must be for Bi-American", stated the beauty in the latest issue of The Natural Pride Magazine.

"Stimulate Americas, not Asians! We need work for our our own citizens in our own country! Whether it's offshore drilling or on the land! Support the Bi-Americans people."

Since many American manufacturers have off shored their manufacturing to Asia, failure to apply the Bi-America provision could easily result in as much as $4 billion out of the total $7.2 billion in broadband stimulus funds going directly to sustain and create jobs in Asia, Ms. Jolie told the reporters doing the interview.

Where did she get those figures?

"Figures? Forget 'figures' for a few minutes, will you? Quit using your Johnson for your brain. Our country is in real trouble and we need to have priorities here! I say, let's include all men and women of our country equally!"

"Here's to Bi-America!"

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