Brad Pitt: Of Course I Knew Angelina Was Bi-Sexual

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Tuesday, 20 July 2010

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Although Angelina Jolie has always been known to date women in between husbands and lovers, her partner Brad Pitt had never brought it out into the open before.

Saying that he and Angelina knew each other well, he stated that they were very committed to each other and let the past slide. That of course he knew she was bi-sexual, didn't the press corps put that out every other day?

"We try to keep our personal lives private and be 100% who we are, not what some magazines or tabloids may say. We both have a career and we're trying to raise some kids so we have a full life."

"So you never asked her about her affairs with other women?", someone asked.

But Pitt had talked all he was going to do for the day.

"I'll say one more thing for Angie. She works hard, does her own stunts like in "Salt!" and has a penis almost as big as mine. No more questions, please."

"But, but...but .....but!"

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