Angelina Jolie Affairs With Rolling Stones, Opening Band

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Saturday, 6 March 2010

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A new story just now hitting the tabloids although whispered about for years, especially by the guys involved, claims that Angelina Jolie had affairs with Mick Jagger and possibly other members of the Stones and their opening bands.

"She just did it between husbands to see her over until she married or hooked up with another guy", says article out yesterday, in The Moaner!

Apparently Angie feels lonely and so between, Jonnie Lee Miller, Billy Bob Thornton and Brad Pitt, she helped fill the opening with the Stones on their "Rolling Bones Tour".

So far, whoever opened for the Stones at different places got in on the act but so far none have came forward. Although some 50-60 players from groups back in the mid-1990s called and said it could have been them but they were too wasted to remember, including her then future husband, Billy Bob Thorton.

"It all seemed familiar later on after we got married" stated Thornton to 'The Moaner'. "So I was probably one of them."

In response, Jolie apparently stated that she may have committed an indiscretion with Jagger but denies having an affair with any others, including "That idiot" Thornton.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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