Madison, WI/ Special from the Weather Channel/ Disaster Update w/Jim Cantori - On what was supposed to be just another balmy October day in picturesque Madison, Wisconsin, 500 environmental Journalists huddled together as temperatures plunged to 25 d...
Helsinki, Finland/ Sardine Can Auto News - Things went horribly wrong today during the debut of the US Taxpayer funded "Putzer', a four door hybrid sports sedan backed by Al Gore, and driven onto the stage by non other than the Green Weenie his own s...
Former Vice President of the United States Al Gore has accused Congressman Joe Wilson of learning to make a noise like a whale in heat and luring the big mammals unto beaches. "He has listened to hours of whale noises and speeches by my former bos...
Australia - (Von Daniken Mess): Martian space probes once identified the Uluru formation as an ancient Terran monolith, a spooky mirror image of their own Cydonia erection revered for its holistic healing powers as well as being the planet's top mark...
'Controversy in Washington' may not seem like such a unique or unusually story. But this time the eyes really do have to be rubbed to believe what is unfolding in DC. After years of trying to educate, enforce and change our attitude about the effe...
Canberra AUSTRALIA: A sense of disbelief reverberated around Australia today as Senator Steven Fielding publicly announced that despite talking to Al Gore he was a climate change sceptic. In a rather monotone press conference Fielding stated, "I talk...
Chicago, Il./ Financial Times - Al Gore will soon be known as THE WORLD'S RICHEST FORMER VICE PRESIDENT, but he is more concerned that his frozen sperm is being threatened by "Global Warming" and is not protected by an FDIC policy covering most o...
London, Neverland - Ex Prime Minister Tony Blair today received an award from the UN Security Council for being not quite as shit at being PM as Margaret Thatcher. "Blair wasn't great," said Limousin Stretch, of Lululand. "But Thatcher was even wo...
Ralph Nader, perennial independent presidential candidate and once a spokesman for many liberal political issues, admitted Wednesday to working with the Republican party in 2000 to keep Al Gore out of office. "He was basically working for the Repu...
Al Gore, former Vice President of the United States and Democratic Presidential Candidate for President, has filed a lawsuit in Federal Court for unpaid royalities. Gore is suing Microsoft, AOL, and several other computer companies for unpaid royalt...
Scientist and Power industry experts fear that the insatiable demand for electricity to power the internet may cause power grids across thw globe to collapse. The report after a few hours of digestion brought an A-Hah! Moment as the tumblers turned a...
Chicago, Illinois/ Carbon Counting Capitol of The World - Thanks to to Global Warming Hysteria, in part created by the Minister of Hot Air himself, Al Gore, worth $1m in 2000 and now worth $100,000m is soon to be a Billionaire! A finely orchestra...
Former Vice President and near-President Al Gore says he's tired of people saying he has no sense of humor and the "stiff' jokes he's been hearing for almost thirty years now. He told reporters yesterday that back in the 1960's he ran an ad in the...
Nigel Beach, Jamaica/ National Geographic Whale News - In a natural disaster not seen since the last Lemming Free Fall, Global Warming Glob Al Gore was found beached and disorientated on Nigel's 7 mile silver sand beach. Complicating the matter,...
Girdwood, Alaska - Al Gore, on a expedition to Alaska to study the effect of global warming on wildlife, was mauled by a temperamental bi-sexual bear. The incident happened while Mr. Gore was touring a wildlife sanctuary outside this small northern A...
Tybe Island, Georgia, Spring Break News - In a shocking turnaround, Global Warming Guru, Nobel Peace Prize Winner, and Solar Power Dildo Spokesman Al "Mr. Green" Gore, recanted all his theories on Global Warming after a near fatal accident during a...
AL Gore announced today in a infomercial that all humans must die. He attempted to appear on many highly acclaimed shows such as NPR, Elvira Mistress of the Night, and the Rosie Show to make his announcement but it appears even they are tired of hi...
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