Australia - (Von Daniken Mess): Martian space probes once identified the Uluru formation as an ancient Terran monolith, a spooky mirror image of their own Cydonia erection revered for its holistic healing powers as well as being the planet's top marker crude repository.
But new data recovered from the Tunguska UFO crash shows rare footage of the Milky Way's prehistoric sky gods taking a dump in the Alice Springs site known as Ayres Rock.
This week Uluru-Kata Tjuta National Park management vowed to publish the images which they reckon provide vital proof of the Tjukuritja/Waparitja ancestral creator beings bequeathing what may turn out to be Australia's biggest oil field.
"Our cosmic four bears mated with the beautiful, indigenous Sleepy Lizard Women including Kuniya, the python queen, whose sarcophagus is buried in Uluru's secret catacombs," a Park warden commented.
"Ayres Rock is her Throne."
