Perverts across the USA were all smiles this morning with the launch of the world's first Cheerleader Masturbation kit. A spokesman for the manufacturer of the kit spoke to a packed group of raincoat-clad 50 year-old bald men at the company's late...
Overley College freshman Bill Joeleton has "just about had it" with his roommate, Dave Forsart and his "constant hanging of a tie on the door." Joelton explained that the two of them agreed to hang a tie on the doorknob when eithe...
London - (Gay Ass Mess): "We used to think that masturbation is so gay," Imperial Science Institute's Prof V Smart said today, "but now we aren't so sure."...
A blind, mute, fingerless man has described how difficult his life has been in a fascinating new book.
The needs of masturbators caught short on the street could be eased with a plan to pay businesses to open their toilets to finger jockeys.
To many people the word "klitting" evokes images of grandmotherly types wrapped in shawls, gently coasting in their rocking chairs as their nimble fingers fly. But those images are rapidly changing.
The IOC has given its strongest hint yet that Masturbation may be introduced at the 2016 games as an official sport. The games' organisation has long been lobbied by those involved in the activity and many now feel that its time has come.
Researchers at Johns Hopkins University Medical School have discovered a link between frequency of masturbation and amount of acne. The study, to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine in January, brings these connections to light and p...
A British scientist whose pioneering research led to the creation of a technique that enables gene "masturbation" was awarded a Nobel prize yesterday.
A 9 year old Mexican boy had a lucky escape yesterday, after falling 20 feet from a building.
TheSpoof.com's sports news reporter Patrick O'Hearn is in New York for the US Open. He looks at how Andy Murray's wrist is holding up as he begins his favourite Slam.
Presidential candidate Ron Paul used his congressional postal rights and mailed out three hundred promotional pictures of himself (to all of his supporters) along with instructions for masturbating to his picture, boxes of tissue, and bottles of vase...
A report today challenges the notion that excessive self-abuse can affect your eyesight.
A Melbourne man who was caught by his girl friend masturbating in front of her two young children was stabbed twice by the woman, but refused to relinquish his grip on his mighty sword.
SophosLabs has warned Nokia Series 60 and other Symbian mobile device users of a Trojan that sends a premature ejaculation SMS to a user every 15 seconds.
CAMBRIDGE, UK - 04/06/07. When Professor Masterton Lovecraft walked in on his son, Marmalade, he was shocked at what he found. Thinking that the grunting noises coming from his son's bedroom were that from Microsoft's mega-hit "Gears of...
Following the case of a US man who is suing IBM for $5m in a wrongful dismissal case after he was fired for visiting adult internet chat rooms while at work, masturbation will now be reclassified as "self-medication."...
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