A 9 year old Mexican boy had a lucky escape yesterday, after falling 20 feet from a building.
"He would have died if it wasn't for the elephant spunk", said Guahaxho town Mayor Alvardo Reyas.
Little Chico's father masturbates elephants as a hobby. "They enter our town", said the boys father Enrique, "they are strays but some are friendly enough".
"I jerk them off and then I gather up the spunk and sell it at market", continued the lucky dad.
"On this day I was due to make a delivery but it was lucky I did not.The boy fell and landed very safely right on the spunk pile. I was very happy that God had chosen to save his life".
Little Chico is now well enough to return home.
"I hope to have a hobby like my father some day", said the smiling boy.
