The US Federal Government is looking into allegations that the US Border Patrol has been engaged in Racial Profiling. After several complaints from Hispanics found wondering in the desert along the border of Arizona and Mexico, the Federal Government...
Unsuspecting Colonial Tourists narrowly averted death today after panic arose at the Changing of the Guards when a horde of recent asylum seekers rushed the palace gates as they were opened for the changing of the guards! While details are still h...
A Federal Judge in Arizona ruled today that Canadians that enter the United States without proper documentation are not to be considered illegal aliens. The landmark case of Dion, Lavigne, Morissette et als. v. The United States, featured some fie...
Phoenix, AR: Joining a rising tide of protest boycotts of the state, leaders from several prominent Mexican drug gangs announced their intention to avoid doing business in Arizona until the State Legislature reverses its controversial new immigratio...
This week, the new immigration law will go into effect in Arizona and many changes are already being seen in the streets of most major cities. The most conspicuous is that lowriders are no longer seen in most Mexican neighborhoods. The customized car...
Britain announced today it would refuse to let 23 Iroquois Nation lacrosse players enter the country to compete in an international competition due to the fact they did not have "approved' passports. As sovereign nations, American Indian tribes, a...
The police have launched an extensive nationwide manhunt for the man they believe responsible for stealing a British man's job at knife point. A Scotland Yard spokesman said; "Kinfe crime is one thing but to steal a man's livelihood is beyond evil. W...
Mr T from Cameroon and Priscilla Tickle from Iran have won a landmark immigration appeal, overturning the decision to deport them, which had been based on them being able to conceal their horniness in their barbaric home countries. However this is...
The Government announced today, that it will be taking draconian steps to stop the tide of immigrants coming into this country. In a move that will see many people sent packing, the government said; "We have to act fast and be ruthless". Immigrati...
(June, 24, 2010 - Phoenix, AZ)... The new Arizona immigration law is causing more controversy today as it was announced earlier today by the Illegal Immigration Prevention & Apprehension Co-op Team (IIMPACT) that Phoenix Suns star and 2-time NBA...
Government ministers have today announced that they are bringing forward measures that will require immigrants to demonstrate a basic command of the English language - and those that can't, can leave. The measures, which the Labour government had...
At last the Government have come out with yet another stupid scam to curb the number of immigrants entering Britain. Now immigrants will have to take - and pass - an English literacy test. This seems to this writer to be cruel and unusual punish...
Ted Kennedy's son, Patrick, known as "Patches" around New England thanks to Boston Critic & Columnist Howie Carr, was pulled out of yet another Rhode Island Bar last night after he lost a battle trying to suck the worm out of a quart bottle of Te...
PHOENIX, AZ - Mexican President Felipe Calderon today was detained by police in Phoenix, for probable cause of being an undocumented non-resident alien, while walking down the street eating a Taco Bell Supreme Taco and whistling Herb Alpert's, "The L...
Mexican President Felipe Calderon, using the opportunity of a State Sponsored dinner by El Presidente Barry 'Chingedara' Obama, cited increased death threats as his reason for seeking political asylum in the US last night. With over 22,000 violen...
In response to Arizona's threat to cut off electricity to California generated in Arizona's power plants, California today threatened to scramble the TV signal of Seinfeld, Law and Order and Bonanza. The city councils of Los Angles and San Franci...
Phoenix, AZ - Beginning the first week in August, Arizonans will face a new tax. This tax has been titled the "Mex-tax" to signify exactly what the taxes will be targeting, i.e. any and all goods and services that are Mexican in nature. The ½ percent...
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