Government to Control Immigration

Written by armfeetandtoe

Saturday, 26 June 2010

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The Government announced today, that it will be taking draconian steps to stop the tide of immigrants coming into this country. In a move that will see many people sent packing, the government said; "We have to act fast and be ruthless".

Immigration Minister. Phil Wooliarse said:

"We are not being racist, but enough is enough. We must protect our jobs, culture and identity".

Asked if it would mean the repatriation of Asian, Black, Eastern Europeans and Cornish people. Mr Wooliarse said:

"Certainly not, just the Scottish and Welsh"

Asked about the Irish, he replied:

"Someone has got to build the roads, and we feel that the Irish do a fantastic job".

Asked when this repatriation would begin, Mr Wooliarse mused: "When we can find the bleeders"!

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