PHOENIX, AZ - Mexican President Felipe Calderon today was detained by police in Phoenix, for probable cause of being an undocumented non-resident alien, while walking down the street eating a Taco Bell Supreme Taco and whistling Herb Alpert's, "The Lonely Bull."
In addition, President Calderon happened to be walking with President Barack Obama at the time of his run-in with the law.
"Even though they were wearing nice suits and surrounded by guys in sunglasses talking into their sleeves, I just thought it was a black guy and a suspicious-looking Mexican," said Phoenix patrol officer Bud Szlibowicz. "I'm 11 months from retirement, just trying to uphold a really stupid policy."
President Obama was outraged, as is his way. "FIRST Arizona holds out on honoring the Dr. King birthday holiday, then THIS outrage. It's an outrageous flouting of a racist practice. This state is really beginning to piss me off!" said the angry leader.
"I was just looking for upside-down properties to buy and flip," said President Calderon. "Your Senator McCain does it all the time!"
Phoenix Police Chief Al O. Cacti offered his profuse apologies to both Presidents. Officer Szlibowicz has not been seen since the incident, but is presumed to be on patrol somewhere, in a really bad neighborhood.
