Immigrant steals British man's job at knifepoint

Written by Sirena Reynolds

Tuesday, 13 July 2010

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"I am absolutely devastated" Job theft victim Gary Wells at a Daily Mail photoshoot this morning

The police have launched an extensive nationwide manhunt for the man they believe responsible for stealing a British man's job at knife point. A Scotland Yard spokesman said; "Kinfe crime is one thing but to steal a man's livelihood is beyond evil. We will not cease searching till we find the man responsible for this heinous crime."

The unfortunate victim Gary Wells was visibly shaken when he had this to say;

"One minute I was parked up at the petrol Station the next I had a knife to my throat. He just kept saying, give me your job bloody now, over & over again. I tried to explain it was minimum wage but he was undeterred."

Police have managed to identify the suspect captured by CCTV as; Bfduygn C Erjhcb7e. Mr Erjhcb7e is believed to come from a country elsewhere in the world.

The recent spate of job thefts has spiked paranoia among the employed. Some even pretend they are unemployed to avoid being robbed.

Ministers are worried it will damage the economy & have afforded police their full support in catching the job-robber.

Let's hope he is caught before another person has to suffer Gary's fate.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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