Sssh! Be very careful, you may be a victim of the US military's latest weapon in the war on terror. Remote controlled beetles are to be used to listen in to conversations. Next time you go to a party and you see Ringo Starr wandering around the r...
WASHINGTON D.C. - Investigative reporter, code named deepdodo, has revealed the existence of a high level cover up. 'Balloon Boy', a.k.a. Yo Hynee, was actually shot down by a Navy ship during a secret military exercise. Thousands of people saw t...
Langley, Virginia - (Cowboys 'N' Indians): An internal security audit has shown the CIA took drastic action to counter President George W Bush's illicit wiretap program targetting senior Agency officials. The President George Herbert Bush Center F...
Langley, Virginia - (Cover-your-ass Mess): A classic paranoid over-reaction by ex-CIA directors - including George Bush Tenet and Harry Porter Gross - has seen the Agency's 'magnificient seven' write to President Obama ahead of being probed for incom...
The CIA (The real one not Jagged's own CIA alias Cockroach infiltration army) have been globally condemned for their inhumane torture tactics! Now Jaggedone thought about this and immediately sent his own CIA (see above!) out to those nations comp...
London - (Snakes Alive! Mess): Government security committee COBRA heard today how ex-CIA director George 'Bush' Tenet personally ordered a whitewash obliterating the existence of Barack Obama's 20-something British son, subsequently the top suspect...
Friending once the highest compliment in the social network hierarchy of who's who may soon be replaced by a more visceral kind of contact, now that the worldwide web has been captured by the internet " town " of Assberry. Soon a message in your inbo...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - "Take that, motherf*cker!!" former Vice President Dick Cheney is reported to have shouted as he peppered CIA Director Leon Panetta with bird shot earlier this afternoon, according to a report filed by Pentagon officials. Witness...
Entertainment insiders have admitted that Michael Jackson was a hoax and have confessed that none of his life happened and that it was all a careful illusion using state-of-the-art plastics and magic tricks. The project was developed by the CIA in...
Langley, Va - (Rioters): Beleaguered CIA boss Leon Panetta has slammed the Jackson family as serial liars complicit in a massive billion dollar fraud started by the Bush family circa 1982. At Langley's President George Herbert Bush Center for Inte...
(WASHINGTON D.C.) - Director of the CIA, Leon Panetta has confessed that the CIA has lied, and routinely lies, to Congress. While Nancy Pelosi has received the most attention as a victim of the agency's vicious nature, other international figures hav...
CIA Director Leon Panetta elaborated on remarks that Cheney "wanted terrorists to attack the United States" and "the CIA lied to Congress." Begin Partial Transcript: Cheney frequently traveled to Iran, Yemen, Afghanistan, and northwest Pakistan. He would arrive at al-Qaida training camps after Mullahs called for martyrs in jihad, and if crowds would seem listless and bored, he would become v...
In a dramatic CIA press release this morning, it was announced that an internet blogger who goes by the name of Twotowers is believed to be Osama Bin Laden. Using high-tech search and locate technology the CIA announced that they had located a blo...
America's Central Intelligence Agency, famous for doing Britain's dirty work across the planet in the name of American freedom, was today renamed the Muslim Suicide Bombers. As yet another MSB attack killed hundreds of innocent civilians in Iraq,...
Langley, Va - (AssoCIAted Mess): "Mr President only last week we learned that Mossad's Lahore desk chief has stolen and buried up to a dozen Pakistani nuclear warheads under his residency garage," CIA Director Leon Pancetta told President Obama today...
Washington,DC/ Center of Toxic Fallout - Vice President, "Say It Ain't So" Joe Biden, only a heart beat away from the Presidency, has done it again, this time leaving House Speaker Nancy Pelosi with nowhere to hide after she opened Pandora's Box on...
Brit MP's after being caught with their pants down by cashing in on very dubious expense claims are now to be scrutinised by an independent body according to themselves? (well the non-corrupt one left over!) Many of our fab MP's feel it is quite O...
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