Written by Pointer

Friday, 17 July 2009

image for Assberry Replaces Facebook as Social Network Central
Mayor of Assberry

Friending once the highest compliment in the social network hierarchy of who's who may soon be replaced by a more visceral kind of contact, now that the worldwide web has been captured by the internet " town " of Assberry. Soon a message in your inbox will say: " You have been bootybumped by such n such !"

This invitation to become a virtual citizen of Assberry will mean that you will be ermbraced into all of the privileges and responsibilities of full fledged membership in the webberry of Assberry. citizens will be expected to vote, pay taxes and live up to numerous duties in return for the benefits that come with Assberry connectedness.

When the creator of Assberry was asked about the benefits he smirked a simply replied that it ain't MySpacefaceBook, Assberry's goin' wipe their !@##$%$%!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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