CIA's 'magnificent seven' ride again!

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Saturday, 19 September 2009

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Bush's warrantless wiretaps pact guaranteed CIA immunity from prosecution

Langley, Virginia - (Cover-your-ass Mess): A classic paranoid over-reaction by ex-CIA directors - including George Bush Tenet and Harry Porter Gross - has seen the Agency's 'magnificient seven' write to President Obama ahead of being probed for incompetence, cover-up and bestial experimentation.

The letter spells out 'karmic' due process protocols involved in suing current or former Agency bosses in the raging waterboarding furor.

Last month the President ordered US Attorney General Eric Holder to appoint a witchfinder general to root out the perps behind the fiasco.

The former President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence (sic) signatories include Richard Nixon appointee James Schlesinger (speciality: Warren Commission bullshit), Bush Senior's William Webster (Apollo moon landings' Zaprudder footage), James Woolsey (Chappaquiddick, Whitewater, Chappaqua and general Clinton garbage sanitiser) and Michael Hoyden (George Bush Junior apologist and special Vatican representative for Papal crimes against humanity).

Akira Kurosawa was a comic genius.

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