Written by Skoob1999

Thursday, 18 June 2009

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Osama! Get Your Skinny Bearded Ass Out Of There And Go To The Store. We're All Out Of Chilli.

In a dramatic CIA press release this morning, it was announced that an internet blogger who goes by the name of Twotowers is believed to be Osama Bin Laden.

Using high-tech search and locate technology the CIA announced that they had located a blogger posting messages from a location on the mountainous Pakistan/Afghanistan border who they believe to be Osama Bin Laden.

A printed press release revealed the content of these blogs, some of which we can reproduce here which appear to be from Bin Laden:

" Sunday - Woke up in the cave this am and it was freezing. This is no way for a Saudi born billionaire to live, let me tell you."

"Tuesday - The bloody Yanks are at it again with their bunker busters. There's no peace for Islamic fundamentalists these days. Bombs going off all over the place. Had to rush to another cave. This is no way for a Saudi born billionaire to live, let me tell you."

It is generally believed that the blogs may indeed have originated from Bin Laden, or a hoaxer. The CIA are looking into it but tell us not to expect any shocking revelations anytime soon.

"We get close to this guy, then he keeps disappearing on us. It happens all the time. It really pisses me off," a CIA Agent wearing a black suit and sunglasses told us.

More as we get it

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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