Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 12 July 2009

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Complicit with the Bushes.....

Langley, Va - (Rioters): Beleaguered CIA boss Leon Panetta has slammed the Jackson family as serial liars complicit in a massive billion dollar fraud started by the Bush family circa 1982.

At Langley's President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence (sic) morale remains at rockbottom.

Reports that California celeb-watch rag LA FagHagSlagMag is to publish officially incinerated CIA files on George W Bush's 1992 murder of the Motown artiste has sent tremors along Democratic Party seismic faultlines.

Former Clinton Administration toerag and ex-national security document shredder Sandy Berger's inability to explain Sony Music $$$ consultancy fees has always been a thorn in the Agency's fleshpots.

Meanwhile a huge earthslip has suddenly apperared at George W Bush's Crawford Predator Chapel Ranch rattling the entire Bush family's dynasti foundations.

Henry Hagar is white as a sheet.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Michael Jackson, CIA




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