Langley, Va - (Rioters): Beleaguered CIA boss Leon Panetta has slammed the Jackson family as serial liars complicit in a massive billion dollar fraud started by the Bush family circa 1982.
At Langley's President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence (sic) morale remains at rockbottom.
Reports that California celeb-watch rag LA FagHagSlagMag is to publish officially incinerated CIA files on George W Bush's 1992 murder of the Motown artiste has sent tremors along Democratic Party seismic faultlines.
Former Clinton Administration toerag and ex-national security document shredder Sandy Berger's inability to explain Sony Music $$$ consultancy fees has always been a thorn in the Agency's fleshpots.
Meanwhile a huge earthslip has suddenly apperared at George W Bush's Crawford Predator Chapel Ranch rattling the entire Bush family's dynasti foundations.
Henry Hagar is white as a sheet.