It appears that those of us waiting for The Beatles reunion tour will have to wait a little longer.
Following a Grammy awards ceremony that heavily honored The Beatles, Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr have worked out plans for a reunion tour and album.
Former call-girl and world-class publicity-seeker 'Lady' Heather 'Mucca' Mills has shocked the London Divorce hearing today with claims that she is entitled to a significant share of the McCartney millions as it was HER - and not John...
Now that half the Beatles are dead [the wrong half, according to some] fans of the once popular British band have been forced to revise their decades-old plea that the "Fab Four" reunite. Now, the Beatles are increasingly being urged to rea...
Royal Courts of Injustice - (Fraudulent Mess): Next week's Heather Mills/Paul McCartney divorce hearing is set to reveal a massive authorship and copyright fraud cover-up about the Beatles' music.
Vlodrop, Netherlands - (Rioters): Transcendental meditation con-artist and self-styled Beatles' guru Maharishi Mahesh Yogi has died after a lifetime of self-medicating with LSD, crack cocaine and offshore bank account donation overdoses.
Kennedy Space Center, Florida - News of a small but significant behind the scenes brouhaha over top NASA officials' decision to broadcast a Beatles song into space has not yet reached the mainstream media. It is the latest in the ages long strugg...
Following news that NASA will broadcast Beatles songs across the universe, renowned piss-artist, Yoko Ono, has stepped up to the fore to rally support for intergalactic communication. "I see this as the beginning of the new age in which we will co...
After 50 years of leading the international transendental meditation movement, 91 year-old Beatles guru, Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, is set to retire. Growing weary of his busy schedule of meditating, though, he has yet to produce a successor. Succession...
Ringo Starr reminded everyone Thursday night why the Beatles never let their drummer near a microphone.
Liverpool began its tenure this week as the European Capital of Beatles, recognition of the city's diverse range of Beatles and contribution to the world of Beatles as a whole.
A leading British archaeologist said that the grotto whose discovery was announced this week in Liverpool was not the sacred cave linked to the legendary founding of the Mersey Sound spearheaded by the Beatles.
Heather Mills, the estranged wife of still-crooning ex-Beatle Paul Mills-McCartney, laid siege to a series of TV studios yesterday morning, claiming that stories of her having a wooden leg were "prepost...
Liverpool - In Memphis each year the remaining members of Elvis's band, including back-up singers, get together and sing with an Elvis Hologram and video display.
Rock fans are being urged to buy the last few tickets for a Rock Festival as quickly as possible to avoid potential disappointment. The Merseyside Rock Festival, a new innovation, is expected to sell out within the next few days, with a maximum of...
Former Beatle Paul McCartney has decided to 'Get Back' his hair by donning an old mop top wig.
More remains of the space shuttle Columbia have been found above the earth. A toilet seat that survived the blast is in a stationary orbit over Southern California.
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