Royal Courts of Injustice - (Fraudulent Mess): Next week's Heather Mills/Paul McCartney divorce hearing is set to reveal a massive authorship and copyright fraud cover-up about the Beatles' music.
The 45 year scam has been greatly aided and abetted by singer Michael Jackson's own preposterous claims to ownership of the Beatles Songbook.
However the whole charade is likely to come tumbling down next week when a High Court judge will preside in the Mills/McCartney divorce hearing which in itself may see the laws of bigamy stretched to even greater limits of credulity.
Heather Mills is gambling on her estranged husband's cooperation to ensure the mythology of the Lennon/McCartney songwriting partnership endures.
But she wants a massive £50 million to keep her mouth shut about McCartney's whopping great big porkies.
"The whole charade may unravel very quickly indeed," a City of London police source commented today, "with next week's indictment of Yoko Ono on US murder one charges relating to her hiring of Mark Chapman in John Lennon's assassination."
According to documents seized Ono and Lennon were also on the verge of an acrimonious divorce when lawyers advised her to about a potential settlement compared to the benefits of a lifetime's rake off as a bona fide widow.
"Ono and McCartney have ensured the Beatles' wealth conspiracy crossed over into sacrosanct mythology status," the police source added.
"Heather Mills has been treading a tightrope after finding out the background of the Lennon/McCartney copyright scam."
An update is expected next week.