OKLAHOMA CITY - The Oklahoma City Thunder are hitting their opponents with thunder, lightning, and hellacious hail. The latest victim from the state located north of Texas were the Chicago Bulls who fell to the Thunder 107-95. OKC forward Kevin...
INDIANAPOLIS - The Indiana Pacers continued on their frantic pace as they defeated the visiting Charlotte Bobcats 99-94. The Pacers now possess the best record in the NBA with a record of 20-3 for an amazing winning percentage of .870. The team...
OKLAHOMA CITY - Friday the 13th proved to be good for the Oklahoma City Thunder and horrendous for the Los Angeles Lakers. The Thunder stomped the Lakers 122-97 on a night when the Lakers Kobe Bryant only scored 4 points. The game which was pla...
LOS ANGELES - Needless to say it has not been a good year for Khloe Kardashian. Earlier this year she was fired as co-host on the X-Factor. Khloe's weight has also ballooned up around the Kirstie Alley level and the tallest of the Kardashian siste...
LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Lakers fans have been waiting patiently for their superstar Kobe Bryant to return to the Staples Center and the NBA's greatest ball hog finally did. But since his triumphant return complete with a fist bump from Coach...
JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - Many foreign dignitaries as well as reporters attending a memorial service for President Nelson Mandela were shocked to see President Obama greet Cuban President Raul Castro with a sports type chest bump. President Oba...
Yeah, I know, all things considered, big picture, grand scheme, nearest available supposed to be now and forever politically correct-wise, I probably should be addressing the current Washington Redskins name brand crisis. But, seriously, being as how this year's edition of said inside the beltway gridiron franchise totally sacre bleu - pardon my not even ever typically used by the French. A...
CHICAGO - The weather outside the United Center was not the only thing that was cold as the Miami Heat team was frozen by the Chicago Bulls 107-87. Miami superstar LeBron James blamed the loss on the fact that it was just too damn cold. When to...
NEW YORK CITY - Carmelo Anthony scored 19 points as the New York Knicks snapped a 9 game losing streak by clobbering the Brooklyn Nets 113-83. Knicks fan Spike Lee was so happy he spilled his cup of Aye Caramba Beer on the court. As two of the are...
Pyongyang, North Korea-Kim Jong Un has lost his money to an unscrupulous Craigslist poster. North Korean despot Kim Jong Un recently attempted to buy the 1994 Chicago Bulls championship basketball signed by the full team on Craigslist. Of course,...
SAN ANTONIO - Coach Gregg Popovich's San Antonio Spurs have just increased their record to a very impressive 12-1 as they beat the Cleveland Cavaliers by 30 points 126-96. The Spurs played all 13 of their players and for a moment it appeared that...
ATLANTA - If there is one thing that TNT NBA studio analyst Charles Barkely can be counted on it's that he'll stick his big ugly shoe in his big ugly mouth. The NBA 2013-2014 season has just barely started and already The Fat Bro is up to his same...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Some of the greatest NBA basketball players of all time have won the coveted NBA's Most Valuable Player Award twice in a row, but only one has ever won it three times in a row. Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily expl...
MIAMI - The Miami Heat picked up right where they left off; in the winning column as they beat the Chicago Bulls 107-95 in the NBA season opener. LeBron James said that it felt great to be back on the floor and he told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls...
LOS ANGELES - Khloe Kardashian, who at 5-foot-10-inches, is the tallest of all the Kardashians recently confided to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk about her initial infatuation with her husband NBA star Lamar Odom. She said that it was...
NEW YORK CITY - The NBA after much consideration has decided that it will be prohibiting fans from hollering out the phrase "Deee-Fense!" whenever the opposing team gets the ball. An NBA spokesperson likened the yelling out of that phrase as kind...
PHOENIX - NBA Commissioner David Stern was in Arizona visiting his old friend Governor Jan Brewer. While in The Land of The Saguaro Cactus he was asked if he is planning on taking any action on the flopping situation that has really gotten out of...
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