OKLAHOMA CITY - The Oklahoma City Thunder are hitting their opponents with thunder, lightning, and hellacious hail.
The latest victim from the state located north of Texas were the Chicago Bulls who fell to the Thunder 107-95.
OKC forward Kevin Durant (#35), who scored a team high 34 points, said that all of this winning is really feeling fantastic.
Teammate Russell Westbrook (#0) added that he feels like he's taking candy from a baby but understands that the team cannot afford to get to cocky otherwise they'll get knocked on their arrogant butts like the Miami Heat.
And 7-foot-3-inch center Hasheem Tabeet (#34) pointed out that sometimes the lead gets so big that the coach lets them eat popcorn on the bench during the game.
An unnamed source stated that at one point in the third quarter he actually saw one of the cheerleaders sitting on the lap of one of the bench players.
SIDENOTE: The owner of the Oklahoma Thunder was asked about the rumor that he plans on changing the team's name from Thunder to Dust Devils. He replied that his wife wants to change the name but he quickly reminded her that he wears the pants and plus he's the one with the dip stick (penis).
