NBA Season Opens With LeBron James' Miami Heat Defeating The Chicago Bulls

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 30 October 2013

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LeBron said that during the off-season he shot over 12,000, three-pointers.

MIAMI - The Miami Heat picked up right where they left off; in the winning column as they beat the Chicago Bulls 107-95 in the NBA season opener.

LeBron James said that it felt great to be back on the floor and he told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that the Heat will win the NBA championship again this year.

James said that he is not cocky but that he just has a feeling deep inside somewhere around his duodenum that the stars in the solar system are aligned forming the word HEAT.

King James, as he likes to be called, said that he has five boxes of brand new head bands to get him through the season.

Reno asked him if he had put on any weight during the off season. LeBron smiled and said that he put on 9 pounds and quickly added that 8.9 of it is pure muscle.

SIDNOTE: LeBron said that he has promised himself that he's not going to be as arrogant as he had been in the past. He then paused for a moment and said, "Wait a minute. That's Kobe. Me? I'm just right."

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