The World Champion Miami Heat Are Blown-Out By The (8-9) Chicago Bulls

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 6 December 2013

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A United Center parking lot attendant.

CHICAGO - The weather outside the United Center was not the only thing that was cold as the Miami Heat team was frozen by the Chicago Bulls 107-87.

Miami superstar LeBron James blamed the loss on the fact that it was just too damn cold.

When told that the game was played indoors he grinned and said that he fully understood that but that his fingers did not fully thaw out until the middle of the third quarter.

He said that when he first walked into the dressing room to get dressed he noticed that he had some snow in his underwear.

King James said that his warm climate team is just not used to being in a city where everything is frozen.

He quipped that it was so damn cold that he even saw a snowman quivering.

The Heat also lost to Detroit and LeBron blamed that loss on the frigid weather as well.

In A Related Story. The local newspapers in Chicago reported that all of the city's ice cream vendors have left the Windy City and traveled down to Texas where the weather is up in the 80s.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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