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Funny story: Arnold Caught Flashing Gang Sign to his Homies

Arnold Caught Flashing Gang Sign to his Homies

SACRAMENTO, CA (AP Newsliar) -- Photographers captured Arnold Schwarzenegger in the act of flashing the gang sign to his homies.

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Funny story: Rick Hilton Buys LA Correctional Institute

Rick Hilton Buys LA Correctional Institute

According to knowledgeable insiders, Rick Hilton, grandson of famous hotelier Conrad Hilton and father of Paris Hilton, today closed a rush real estate deal that makes him sole owner of the LA Century Regional Detention Facility.

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger goes 'green', harnesses Humpbacks

Schwarzenegger goes 'green', harnesses Humpbacks

CALIFORNIA (Sacramento Bee) - A wayward mother humpback whale and her calf seen leaving San Francisco Bay last week were found making their toward the Sacramento River again late Sunday.

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Runs for President: Discovers US Birth Certificate

Schwarzenegger Runs for President: Discovers US Birth Certificate

California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger announced today that he is running for the Republican nomination for the 2008 presidential election.

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Funny story: Tinkerbell Hilton Petition

Tinkerbell Hilton Petition

Nobody has given consideration to Paris Hilton's Chihuahua, Tinkerbell during these trying times. Drunk driving affects everybody. Please take a moment to read and sign the following Petition to Governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Your help is needed and appreciated. PETITION

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Funny story: Governor Schwarzenegger Suffers Bout with Work Related Stress

Governor Schwarzenegger Suffers Bout with Work Related Stress

Dr. Dakota Schillman, renowned Beverly Hills psychiatrist for the rich and famous, revealed to CNN's Larry King in an exclusive interview, that he had recently diagnosed California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger as an overtly hostile personality.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton avoids jail in last minute deal. Governor Schwarzenegger resigns in protest.

Paris Hilton avoids jail in last minute deal. Governor Schwarzenegger resigns in protest.

After a frantic couple of days of appeals and over 300 lawyers burning the midnight oil poring over Californian penal legislation searching literally for a get out of jail free card Paris Hilton has been handed the needle from the proverbial haystack...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton In Online Plea For Leniency

Paris Hilton In Online Plea For Leniency

Paris Hilton, sentenced last weekend to 45 days in jail, has made an impassioned plea to judges to set her free from injustice, claiming that she makes people's lives more mundane by being at liberty.

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Funny story: Repubs Divided About What to Say About Bush. Arnie Has Best Answer

Repubs Divided About What to Say About Bush. Arnie Has Best Answer

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Republican presidential candidates are divided on what to say about President Bush as they campaign for the 2008 presidency. McCain has already attacked the performance of the White House, while others feel...

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Funny story: Immigrants for Homeless exchange

Immigrants for Homeless exchange

May 1st, Governor Schwarzenegger explained his answer for the growing illegal immigrant problem in California.

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Trades in Hummer for Unicycle

Schwarzenegger Trades in Hummer for Unicycle

In an overture to reduce the greenhouse gases that cause global warming, California Governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, has traded in his Hummer for a unicycle.

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Funny story: Republicans Call Arnie A 'New Deal Democrat'

Republicans Call Arnie A 'New Deal Democrat'

CCN - Cal-ee-for-nee-uh - "He ain't no Republicrat," cried George Bush. "Govnur Arnuld Shwars.. Schwarz... Schwer... the Terminatur guy don't stand for Repbulicrat values."...

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Funny story: Arnold Chosen as Bush's Best Man

Arnold Chosen as Bush's Best Man

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - California - Arnold Schwarzenegger received the news that George Bush has selected him to be best man at the Bush/Blair wedding.

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Funny story: Bush Chooses Schwarzenegger as Best Man

Bush Chooses Schwarzenegger as Best Man

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Today, Bush announced that he has chosen Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger over Vice President Dick Cheney to be best man at his much publicized pending wedding to Tony Blair.

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Funny story: Cal Gov & Terminator Arnold Schwarzenegger Tapped as War Czar

Cal Gov & Terminator Arnold Schwarzenegger Tapped as War Czar

(Sacramento, CA) -- President George Mission Accomplished Bush has appointed California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger as War Czar, a new and largely meaningless position proposed by W recently to appear to be doing something about the longest was in...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger-Limbaugh Feud Heats Up

Schwarzenegger-Limbaugh Feud Heats Up

SACRAMENTO, CA -- Recently on the Today Show, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said that popular radio gasbag Rush Limbaugh is "irrelevent." Limbaugh fired back, saying that Schwarzenegger is a "closet liberal" and no R...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Thrilled : Lips Rescued From EBAY

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Thrilled : Lips Rescued From EBAY

WINDHOEK, OSHIWAMBO, REPUBLIC OF NAMIBIA, AFRICA, WHATEVER--(UNASSOCIATED PRESS ) Standing in front of their home in South Africa, a relieved Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie thanked INTERPOL and

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