Kabul, Afghanistan- The March Tourism Report for Afghanistan continues to disappoint. Although higher than previous numbers, the ten people who visited Afghanistan in March is still far below expectations by Taliban officials, who had hoped to capita…
The White House- Joe Biden, supposed President of the United States, added the Easter Bunny to his impressive resume today. The outlandish claim was made during opening remarks at the annual Easter Egg Roll on the White House grounds on Easter Monday…
Rolling back, CA- Techna Automotive is withdrawing a self-driving car with a problem. Well, to be fair, all self-driving cars have problems, but Techna's car has a particularly vexing problem: it's racist. To make matters worse, Techna's self-driving...
A federal project designed to reintroduce the threatened population of bureaucrats (Bureacratus bureaucratus) to the private sector has been deemed a failure based on a new report by the Department of the Interior. The program was originally sche...
President Trump has announced his intention to abolish another relic of the Obama presidency: Labrador Retriever Day. And, in typical Trump fashion, his decision came in a tweet that set off alarm bells across the nation and the world. Tweeting early...
Through The Looking Glass, Wa. D.C.-No stranger to controversy, it seems that President Trump has stepped in it once again. By bypassing one of the most powerful unions still in existence, Mr. Trump has earned the wrath of union hatters everywhere.
He saw it in Paris and now he wants one here. President Trump has announced his intentions to hold a "Huge" millenary parade later this year. "It's going to be Huge! Huge hats! Huge Purses! Huge footwear!My parade will have all the latest fashions in...
If certain climatologists are to be believed the earth may one day become one giant Candy Land. The study based on actual climate models dispenses with the myth that oceans will rise and croplands become deserts, focusing instead on what happens to o...
NASA Scientists unveiled detailed photos of the fartiest galaxy in the known universe.The Odor Difourus Gallaxy,located behind the belt of the Orion Constellation, which is now making it's decent in the summer sky of the Northern Hemisphere, is well...
ISIS has announced that there are dozens of potty trained terrorists living secret lives within the United States, waiting for word from above to strike terror into the hearts of diaper company executives everywhere. The revelation comes on the h...
"I iz runnin for president!" With that short statement posted on Hillary Clinton's Twitter account early Sunday Morning, the former first lady and erstwhile Secretary of State, startled the nation and perhaps the world, not so much because she was ru...
Howard Moss was in for a surprise when he reported to the Bears rookie training camp as a right tackle this week. He was staring at the sign-in sheet that mentioned "Tickle Football", When something odd happened.What he thought was a simple typograp...
When looking at the list of most influential people of 2014 one can not consider the list complete without the inclusion of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. And while you might question whether or not she deserves to be saddled with the entire burden of guilt in the Benghazi attacks-there's plenty of blame to go around-you certainly can not discount the horrendous events of September...
Bo, The White House Dog has announced that he will be Resigning effective at the end of April. It's another in a string of resignations to come from the Obama Administration and was not totally unexpected. Bo,a Portuguese water dog was at the cen...
A study by the Bureau of Pornographic Affairs, a agency of the United States Secret Service-with an accent on "Vice"-has come to the conclusion that the majority of pornographers operating within the United States are still using WindowBlinds some fi...
Washington D.C.-A United States Senate slumber party was disrupted and nearly canceled altogether when what started out as a pleasant evening, filled with erstwhile discussions and fun-filled moments, quickly turned sour, thanks to the obnoxious beha...
Washington,D.C.-The Obama administration announced today that President Obama has signed an executive order delaying the start of Daylight Savings Time until after the elections in 2016. The move, which was widely anticipated, comes on the heels...
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