Cunnilinga Marchingband has gotten into trouble with the police again. After shortening her name to Inga Marchand, for grammatical reasons and then changing it again to the 'simpler to spell' name Foxy Brown, she's had nothing but grief.
We had the cordless phone. Then we had the wireless bra. Then came Blue-Tooth technology. Then it was wireless internet. Now it's the wireless parachute!...
Third Earth - "We're the Thunder Cats, Ho…" That's the headliner at the Orpheum theatre in Greenwich Village where a play is set to open outing the furry feline. The poster has several male cats in Zoot Suits talking down to a str...
Brooklyn, NY--The Trickster has come forward and made a public statement accepting responsibility for one of his former pupil's aggressiveness. "She was a fast learner and a capable student but, when she wanted to get romantically involved,...
Westchester County, Salem - The ultra-secret hideout of the X-Men suffered some serious damage at the hands of some unscrupulous octogenarians. The incident occurred while the students were on a field trip to Disney.
The United States Supreme Court has been asked to mediate a case that is promising to be the trial of the century; the U.K. vs. Spain. In a pelican brief submitted by former Prime Minister Tony Blair, allegations are made that, "The running of...
In a startling revelation, George Bush appears to be a loyal president. A recent report released by the 51st Congressional Oversight Committee revealed that the Pentagon had 'lost' over 190,000 AK-47's and thousands of other assorted wea...
While it may very well be true that Disestablishmentarianism originated in the northern province of Wales back in 24 A.D., it is by far the least pronounced. Yet the ripple effect generated by its onset can still be felt today. Sir Barnaby Jones of the Schlameel, Schlamazel, Hosselbeck Incorporated Trust, (S.S.H.I.T.), has an austere outlook of the situation. This is a compilation of his though...
Hulk Hogan, and his life-partner Mean Jean, was on hand at the 95th Annual Monday Night Raw WWF SmackDown to watch the fireworks between the Trickster and John Cena. With 40 of the meanest S.O.B.'s in the ring the event was standing room only at...
Recently, our very own Scoop Johnson had an opportunity to sit down with the little one for an interview. This is his exclusive interview with Tiny Tom.
In a memo received by prison officials yesterday, the Trickster warns of a 'massive exodus of inmates' at the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center. Cebu, which means cuckolded in Puerto Rico, has been allowing the prisoners to...
The fragile truce that had been established between P Diddy's East Coast Bad Boy Entertainment and Snoop Dogg's West Coast Death Row Records is in danger of collapsing. At a sit-down in Hastings, Nebraska, chosen for its neutral location, me...
"That freakin' car Lightning McQueen thinks he can use my name as a catch-phrase. I can't believe it. Ka-Chow? I got your Ka-Chow right here McQueen! One phone call and I'll have you in a chop-shop so fast…" Cachao, an 88 year o...
Every since I stumbled across this website I feel that I've found a new home among family and friends. I would like to take this opportunity to let you know just what being here means to a man like J.O. Here's the list…...
Tricky Ricky has reserved the Ed Sullivan Theatre to put on what's being billed as the show of the century. SPOOFALICIOUS, which is slated to open on New Year's Eve will star the literary twinkle-toes himself, Mark Lowton. Legends Kevin Bac...
A shocking new study published in the U.K. Journal of English Medicine revealed that a popular cow pasture treat may very well be at the root of a disease that has plagued the European population for centuries.
Saskatchewan, Mississippi-While it may take different strokes to move the world, it only took one man 40 minutes to dismantle every single NBA player at the International Championship Hall of Fame Slam-Dunk Competition. The victory was short lived h...
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