Cuban Bassist Israel 'Cachao' Lopez In Name War with Disney's Pixar Studios

Written by Johnny Ovaltine

Wednesday, 1 August 2007

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I didn't come illegaly into this country to be ridiculed...

"That freakin' car Lightning McQueen thinks he can use my name as a catch-phrase. I can't believe it. Ka-Chow? I got your Ka-Chow right here McQueen! One phone call and I'll have you in a chop-shop so fast…" Cachao, an 88 year old immigrant who set sail to Miami, Florida on a cello when he was only 6, went on to say, "I might have enjoyed the movie 'Cars' but, that doesn't mean I wouldn't leave that red jalopy on 4 cinder blocks if he comes into my neighborhood."

Lightning himself was unavailable for comment but a spokesman for Disney said they're working diligently on the problem. "The staff member responsible for looking up every possible nick-name or other used word in the world was fired yesterday for his error. This is only the first step in our effort to rectify the situation. Pixar will be recalling all of the movies ever made and re-recording over the old word by dubbing in 'Ka-Ching.' We don't think that's been used."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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