The United States Supreme Court has been asked to mediate a case that is promising to be the trial of the century; the U.K. vs. Spain. In a pelican brief submitted by former Prime Minister Tony Blair, allegations are made that, "The running of the bulls by the Spaniards is directly responsible for the U.K.'s large Mad Cow population." Apparently, all the cows are mad because they have nobody to shag with.
The King, Juan Carlos Alfonso Victor Maria of Bourbon and Bourbon Street and Two Sicilians the 1st, of Spain has called the accusations a baseless and irresponsible assumption. "This is an insult. We have had Texas longhorns here long before they even had cows over there. They need to check their facts before making such statements."
New PM Gordon 'what can' Brown 'do for you' said, "The numbers are staggering. This issue obviously takes precedence over all others as the anger has begun to manifest itself in Hoof and Mouth disease. We've got to pull the troops out of Iraq and send them to go get the bulls back while there's still something for them to shaggify."
But a spokes-heifer for L.O.C.A., the Lesbically Oriented Cow Association denies the severity of the situation. "I don't understand the sense of urgency. Most of the cows around here are just irate, not mad. It's nothing that can't be fixed with a good ole' cowlick." Defending the House will be F.Lee Bailey, Robert Shapiro and Johnny 'two fingers' Cochran. Litigation should begin as early as Thurday. The British Parliament is currently of vacation in the Gulf of Mexico.
