From a Mother to her son. My Son.
A school of 8-12 year olds from Bedfordshire have decided to teach themselves. They have sacked their teachers and discharged the headmaster. The school is now run by Adam Picket, 10.
A Wolfware has been discovered hiding out in a council flat in London. The part wolf part ware man, goes by the name of "Growl".
The fingerprint of a person called Jesus Nazareth has been found on an ancient stone in Rome.
The entire town of Henley has been infested with huge pubic octopus. It all started when a handsome stranger arrived. All the women, married & single had to have a go on him.
A woman has just opened up a shop in a new (out in the sticks town) . There is a queue at the till.
Once upon a time there lived 2 little boy's called Kyle & Jack.
8 year old Charley is on the sofa at her nanny's for the day. Nanny is sitting on the armchair knitting away. A big tin of scrummy biscuits are on the coffee table. Granddad is on the other armchair.
Mummy is in the living room, with her 2 (and a weeny bit) year old toddler.
Martin is going door to door. Having had 21 slammed in his face he arrives at no 22. A house owned by Enid & Edna. He raps on the knocker.
Joan has popped to the retirement home to see her mother Mary. Mary is in the television room with several other residents. Joan takes a seat next to her.
Wife walks into the living room holding something behind her back.
A woman lounging on the couch, on the phone to NHS DIRECT.
David Beckham has a photo of his wife actually smiling.
Kevin Chops has been run out of his home town for being too damn ugly.
Penny & Bill Plenty from Northampton have shagged their way to the Guinness Book of Records. Trussed up like twatty turkeys they brag that they have 'Done it' all over the UK.
Bucks Police unearthed a grisly sight in a garden in Chesham with 5 heads, minus their bodies being discovered, under the shed.
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