David Beckham: "Victoria Smiled Once!"

Funny story written by trythisathome

Tuesday, 24 July 2007

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Yay! She Smiled. WooHoo!

David Beckham has a photo of his wife actually smiling.

Sadly he wont show it to us. Apparently Victoria would slice his golden balls if he did.

David told us: "She was standing on the scales right, in the Bathroom. The needle thingy went to 1,lb. She started shrieking for joy, I was like wow Vic you look like a different person.Your smiling so hard. I had my mobile in my hand. I was in the Loo. Not Rebecca. The proper loo. I just took this picture. I bet its worth fousands & fousands. I do wish she would put another few ounces on though."

One of our reporters approached Victoria with the news. Victoria pouted & refused to speak. Another reporter threw a block of cheese at her in order to get a reaction. It worked because she then gave us this statement:

"OUCH".

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