A woman has just opened up a shop in a new (out in the sticks town) . There is a queue at the till.
Shopkeeper Hello Sir how may I help you?
Customer I would like something saucy for my wife please.
Shopkeeper Tomato sir?
Customer No! I want her in something revealing.
Shopkeeper This is a corner shop sir, We do not have a lingerie department I am afraid.
Customer So you cant help then. What kind of place are you running here?!
Man leaves. Next customer
Shopkeeper Hello Madam how may I help?
Customer I would like a bit of polish please.
Shopkeeper Certainly madam. Mr sheen?
Customer No I want a proper polish person please.
Shopkeeper Sorry Madam we don't have an immigrant department here I am afraid.
Customer Not even lurking round the back/ What kind of place are you running here?!
Woman leaves. Next customer.
Shopkeeper Hello Sir how may I help you?
Customer I would like a chicken.
Shopkeeper Certainly Sir, fresh or frozen?
Customer Don't care how she comes as long as I do.
Shopkeeper Sorry Sir you said chicken.
Customer Yes I would like a Chick, PLEASE Hen.
Shopkeeper Sorry sir we do not have a dating or a brothel department here.
Customer What not even out of hours? What kind of place are you running here?!
Man leaves. Next Customer
Shopkeeper Hello Madam. How can I help you?
Customer I would like a Dictaphone please.
Shopkeeper Well Madam I can definitely help you with that. Call this number and you will get the bastard that sold me this hell hole.
