Written by trythisathome

Friday, 20 July 2007

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Penny & Bill Plenty from Northampton have shagged their way to the Guinness Book of Records. Trussed up like twatty turkeys they brag that they have 'Done it' all over the UK.

Bill Plenty told us "Its true. I have a bad back from it all but it was worth it. We have filmed most of it. Would you like to see"

Our Reporter declined the offer.

Penny Plenty told us "I cant sit down and I am talking funny as my Jaw has locked several times. I am red raw. Would you like to see"

Again our reporter declined.

We spoke to the couples grown up children. Their son Matthew Plenty gave us this statement.

"We all have nothing to do with our parents. They disgust us. Dad tried it on with my wife, who after several years of begging finally relented. Our marriage has survived though as we are a strong unit. My sister lost her job due to my mother's affair with her boss. They are a nightmare. They will literally do anything with a pulse. It is all very vile. I have not spoke to them in 3 years. Ever since an episode at a family barbecue where my father was caught doing mother from behind, in full view of our garden while cooking burgers. Nobody ate a thing".

We asked The swingers how they felt at being estranged from their own children. Mr Plenty said.

"It is a shame. We were hoping they would carry on the tradition after our deaths. We live in hope that they may one day change their mind & make us proud. We have costumes for them that we keep just in case"

Our reporter left at this point as Mrs Plenty started rubbing herself in front of him.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Sex, Old People

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