Written by trythisathome

Monday, 23 July 2007

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Ugly Bugger

Kevin Chops has been run out of his home town for being too damn ugly.

Neighbours started a petition to remove the grotesque Kevin in 2005. It wasn't long before surrounding towns started their own petitions to keep him out. Kevin is not allowed anywhere in Beds, Bucks or Herts.

A spokesman for the village told us: "Look it may seem cruel but how would you like looking at that ogly mug in the supermarket. It puts people off buying food. People are losing their livelihoods. Yes we have evicted him from our town. We want reasonable looking people here. We are trying to raise house prices. Our next plan is to force out freckly faces, followed by unattractive babies".

Kevin, from Wigginton told us: "I used to be called 'Twister Face'. It was very upsetting. I tried to get a trendy haircut but due to the gravity of my head, it kind of veers off. Everywhere I go women faint & small children scream. It could be worse. At least I am not ginger"

Kevin has had to move to Wales where he seems to blend in more. He does not feel so different.Well there are some right ugly bastards in Wales.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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