WolfWare In London Council Flat

Written by trythisathome

Friday, 3 August 2007

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WolfWare of London.

A Wolfware has been discovered hiding out in a council flat in London. The part wolf part ware man, goes by the name of "Growl".

He thankfully does not rip anyone to shreds but instead feasts on clothes stolen from washing lines. He was caught on camera ravishing a pair of busman's trousers and a womans cotton nightie.
The owner of the film clip a Mr B Driver told us.

"I could not believe what I was watching. This wolf man was on all fours in my garden. Anyhoo I saw him jump up and guzzle on my work trousers. Its not funny. I had to drive a bus in my Y Fronts today. I made a coffin dodger scream. Poor lickle old lady. As for my wife's nighty thats okay. She now has to sleep naked".

Our reporter Martin Smith went to visit "Growl". This is what he said.

"Grrrrrrrr Grrrrrrr Grrrrroooooowl".

Our reporter squealed like a girl & ran out of there. So we sent in a female reporter Sadie Jones, to get the job done.

Sadie recorded his wails & a wolfware linguist translated for us.

"Basicaly he said".."Fookoff"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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