In response to Iran's seizure of Britain’s Stena Impero tanker, 19 July, Mr. Johnson and Mr. Trump have taken joint action. Both have been dropped via helicopter onto the deck of Iran’s tanker Grace 1, seized by the British on July 4. This “joi...
New York, NY - (Reuterus): Face masks are being issued by Mile High Airways after air con swab tests revealed Club Class passengers’ coughing and sneezing is down to soaring levels of sperm. Technicians discovered billions of sperm colony-forming...
Tampax, Florida - Female Mile High IVF Airways cabin crew have been told they can be sacked if they fail to get pregnant at 33,000 feet. Three cycles of in vitro fertilization in optimum atmospheric conditions should be enough to suit most women's...
New York - An airline catering to the lucrative Asian eunuch market is being sued by one of its hand-picked staff. Nut-Free Mile High Airways accidentally posted nude pics of 2014 Flight Attendant of the Year winner Willy Hazel on its holiday boo...
Robert Meredith may be nominated by a certain book put out every year as he walked off the Grand Canyon, Monday. Some places are a mile deep so I wonder what he thought on the way down? His neighbor who had made the trip with him from Los Vegas...
Washington AC/DC - "Personally I blame Mile High Club moral laxity," Virginia State Senator Steve Martin (R) said today as an abortion rant went vital on the net. Martin, a former chairman of the Senate Recreational Travel Committee, was giving ve...
Washington - "It's still unclear which of the two crafts was on top doing the, er, inseminating," a spokesperson for US drone program architect John Brenner said today, "due to freak vibrational fallout interfering with satellite video recorders. Bu...
On route to their semi-secret Caribbean Island honeymoon destination, Russell Brand had apparently asked his private jet pilot to steer the plane through a growing hurricane out over the Atlantic, to as Russell put it, "Add a little more bump in hone...
Sandy Broker, who has been a stewardess for several airlines over her 21-year career, told reporters that she had never seen anything like it before and hopes that she never sees anything like it again. Broker was on NorthSouth Airlines night befo...
In an earlier report we told you about John and Esther Mathers, a couple who were attempting to join the "Mile High Club" just as the plane hit tremendous turbulence and had floated around naked before the plane landed at Denver in an emergency. I...
John and Esther Mathers were in the wrong place at the wrong time, mainly aboard the United Airlines plane that ran into so much turbulence that they had to make an emergency landing in Denver, Colorado. Though John and Esther were only bruised, t...
World airliner Lufthansa has put a smile on the face of the serious Mile High Flyer, not just for the unveiling the "world's quietest first class" cabin, but most importantly - the spacious bathrooms. The First-Class bathroom features wide vertica...
A couple from New York say their bubble wrap sex club is better than the Mile High Club by a long shot. Johnson and Fanny Swisher of Nookie Corners in upper New York say they had a horrible time trying to get into the Mile High Club where you have...
Florida - (Pie-in-the-Sky): Serial gold-digger and Mile High Club enthusiast Ivana Trump was chucked off an airplane today following an altercation with minors (sic). Palm Beach County Sheriff's Department sources said Donald Trump's peroxide bomb...
Auckland - (Naked Ass Mess): As the naturist travel boom continues unabated innnovative Auckland carrier New Zealand Mile High Airways has issued a passenger safety video filmed entirely in the nude. Dressed only in specks of native body paint cab...
English Channel - (Mile High Club Mess): A pair of copulating stowaways were found hidden in Fusionman Yves Rossy's Jet Wing today moments after he flew over the English Channel powered by a home made rocket-driven appendage strapped to his back.
London - (Ass Mess): The aviation industry has blamed transatlantic budget carrier Zoom Mile High Airlines's recent downgrading strategy of offering passengers less bang for their buck for the company's collapse today. Zoom Mile High has filed for...
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