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Saturday, 4 July 2009


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Auckland - (Naked Ass Mess): As the naturist travel boom continues unabated innnovative Auckland carrier New Zealand Mile High Airways has issued a passenger safety video filmed entirely in the nude.

Dressed only in specks of native body paint cabin crew show their naked frequent flyers exactly what to do in the event of typical Mile High Club emergencies such as carpet burns or buttock blistering.

The three and a half minutes footage will also be marketed to certain niche travellers such as the Vatican Frequent Friar Club and its non-Christian equivalents in Riyadh, Tehran, Kabul and Mumbai.

Virgin-on-the-Rocks Airlines sources said today they may produce a similar their marketing tool based on the down-under bare-assed concept.

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