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Wednesday, 20 August 2014

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New York - An airline catering to the lucrative Asian eunuch market is being sued by one of its hand-picked staff.

Nut-Free Mile High Airways accidentally posted nude pics of 2014 Flight Attendant of the Year winner Willy Hazel on its holiday booking site.

One caption, Palm Nuts from the Horn of Africa, wrongly described the model employee as munching on some indigenous Mississippi Shagbark Hickories, a delicacy in the Mud Waddler state's Horn Island.

"Of course the caption should have said Jack-off nuts, " a website moderator commented.

"No, wait! Jack nuts."

Click here to see the airline's training video on bathroom etiquette at 33,000 ft.

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