Florida - (Pie-in-the-Sky): Serial gold-digger and Mile High Club enthusiast Ivana Trump was chucked off an airplane today following an altercation with minors (sic).
Palm Beach County Sheriff's Department sources said Donald Trump's peroxide bombshell ex was forcibly escorted from the New York-bound flight "kicking and screaming".
"Ivana was pretty mad at some coal miners for hogging the onboard bathroom," a Mile High Airlines source commented.
"At one stage she just lashed out after being made to wait in line for First Class facilities."
A torrent of expletives followed and the altercation soon erupted into a full scale slanging match.
"Uh, the miners were just foolin round, washing their hands and dryin' off and stuff," a PBCSD spokesperson said.
"Ms Trump then laid into them verbally, screamin she was a woman with needs and anyway it was her personal inflight bathroom they was violatin!"
Her psychotherapisst later explained Ms Trump has been under massive pressure during her fourth serial divorce.
Little Ivanka Trump is 27.
