World airliner Lufthansa has put a smile on the face of the serious Mile High Flyer, not just for the unveiling the "world's quietest first class" cabin, but most importantly - the spacious bathrooms.
The First-Class bathroom features wide vertical mirrors and a five-star hotel-style vanity area.Picture: Lufthansa
Mile Higher's are getting wet over the new and larger A380 bathrooms.
The luxurious First-Class bathroom features wide vertical mirrors, so if your into kink, "I wanna see it happening", it's a dream.
There's the five-star hotel-style vanity area which would stop those sore back's and cramped leg's.
The bathroom is even fitted with a separate wash, changing and toilet areas, so there's a multitude of ways to enjoy the art of sex.
An experienced Mile Flyer says, "we only had a shoe box in my time but this, judging by the picture, is like sex in heaven".
But wait - if you thought that wasn't enough - there's a leather banquette seat in the changing area, (the mind boggles with that one).
There is a price to be paid for such sexual luxury, but hell, who cares if it's going to be better than the old cramped "wham, bam thank you mam" days!
In a bid to provide a peaceful journey, so other don't hear, the A380 cabin includes sound-absorbing curtains - which partition off the cabin - and sound-absorbing carpet to block footstep noises or for those that have a need for the scream factor or can't control their sexual pleasure pitches.
The Gold Star of the day goes to LUFTHANSA! Hip Hip Hor-ray!
