Surrey police are on the look-out for a 3-year-old wheelie-bin which went missing over the weekend. Ruby Shanstuff of Moorlitter Street was devastated over her bin's disappearance. "It had all my best rubbish in it," she cried, before phoning the...
Theresa May has been found trapped inside a wheelie bin in Westminster, just 24 hours after her Tory Party Conference speech. The meanie Tory says she was dumped in the bin by a six foot Cat. But Cat lovers have said they don't believe this. Th...
The furor over the demise of terrorist Osama Bin Laden will not abate, now involving theories of suicide, death due to his lack of treatment for kidney stones by the NHS, terrible intestinal pain from Trichinosis, or his self immolation while sim...
A copycat incident has occurred in Manchester where, following Mary Bale's disposal of a cat in a wheelie bin, a lamb one month old has been found bleating in a wheelie bin. The RSPCA have taken care of the animal, named Freddie, which is having a...
Local man, Terry Gorman, of Sandwich Street, Norwich, has admitted to accidentally putting the bins out on the wrong day. Terry explains: "Our bins are usually put out on a Wednesday night, for collection on a Thursday morning, but for some reason...
A man who dialled 999 because a stray cat had walked through his back door into his kitchen was criticised today for wasting police time and has been dumped in a bin. The man, from Gloucester, was politely told to pick up the cat and put him out.
In light of the crazy crazy people who feel the urge to go about throwing their pets into rubbish bins, Mr. Orlov Petrovski had the urge to attempt to throw his pet tiger, Mr. Nibbles, into a county recycling bin. Mr. Nibbles was escorted down the...
The cat at the centre of the Wheelie Bin Scandal has been whining at the pathetic response to the crime committed by Mrs Beale of putting her in a Wheelie Bin. 'I expected a deterrent sentence of life imprisonment' said the cat 'we are already hea...
A story that was all over the internet for over a week, of a lady stuffing a cat into a trash can, has led to the capture of one of Osama Bin Laden's brothers and closest friend. "It was totally a freak accident", stated a modest young man in New...
Paper, cardboard cartons, eggshells, a slew of filthy nappies, and a large amount of rotten food were amongst countless other items found in a wheelie bin by police searching for missing animals in Coventry. The officers from West Midlands police...
It was Saturday morning at TheSpoof.com Towers, an ex stately home in Coventry. It was a morning much like any other. The sun peaked over the gas works. The milkman didn't trundle by, as they don't do that anymore because it's cheaper to get a fo...
Shergar, the record-breaking racehorse that disappeared from stables in Ireland in 1981, has been found in a wheelie bin in Coventry. He had been dead for some time, say experts. Winner of the 1981 Epsom Derby by a record 10 lengths, the victory e...
In what may yet turn out to be a 'copycat incident', police say that a donkey has been found stuffed into a wheelie bin in the same area of Coventry in which cat-dumper Mary Bale lives, sparking speculation that she may have been at it again. The...
Police in Coventry say that "thousands of cats" have started to gather outside the home of Mary Bale, the woman who was seen by billions of internet users dumping a cat in a wheelie bin for fun. The cats have been sidling up to the Bale residence...
Catwoman, the fictional character associated with DC Comics' Batman franchise, has said she is "appalled" by the behaviour of the woman who dumped a cat in a wheelie bin, and intends to "deal with her personally." The woman who threw the cat into...
Mary Bale, the evil woman who dumped a cat into a wheelie bin earlier this week, is now to face prosecution from the city council for disposing of the pesky moggy into the wrong-coloured bin. The cat, Lola, was thrown into a green bin, which, acco...
Caught on video surveillance, two unknown blue-haired old ladies are seen walking down the street and, upon meeting CNN's Larry King, looked around quickly, grabbed him by the suspenders and tossed him into a nearby Wheelie Bin in New York City. N...
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