Cat Put Into Sealed Trash Can Leads To Bin Laden Arrest!

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Thursday, 2 September 2010

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A story that was all over the internet for over a week, of a lady stuffing a cat into a trash can, has led to the capture of one of Osama Bin Laden's brothers and closest friend.

"It was totally a freak accident", stated a modest young man in New Jersey, Millard Filmore East. "I was watching that video on the internet over and over and I finally got a friend over and we slowed it down really slow."

"That was when we clearly saw the man's head in the other trash can. He ducked quickly but we both saw him."

East stated that he and his friend called the CIA and after all the laughter, got them to get in touch with their counterparts in Britain.

Although they made the arrest immediately after they checked and found him, the arrest of 'Wheelie Bin Laden' was kept a secret until they gave him a proper dressing down.

"It's his brother alright", stated one police officer who was there to help but wouldn't allow us to report his name. "Osama and Wheelie were very close while growing up. Even shared one of their wives one time without realizing it. He said they always get a laugh over that one."

Has this led the US or Britain any closer to Wheelie's brother?

No one will tell us anything. But thanks to an alert young man in Sanders, New Jersey, they are presumably much closer!.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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