Theresa May has been found trapped inside a wheelie bin in Westminster, just 24 hours after her Tory Party Conference speech. The meanie Tory says she was dumped in the bin by a six foot Cat.
But Cat lovers have said they don't believe this. They think the 6 foot cat was probably just blamed by Theresa because she blames everything on cats.
It is widely known in Westminster circles that she blamed cats for the London riots. She also blamed them for fly-tipping in Nottingham. And just today she blamed them for the collapse of the Euro. She seems to have gone anti-cat mad.
But a witnesses to the Theresa May Wheelie bin incident said that there definitely was a cat. He described him as being an upright ginger cat with polyester fur.
Upon being asked why he did not help Theresa May out of the Wheelie Bin, the witness said "I'm a business man. A Tory in a wheelie bin is big business. I made a million pounds in 24 hours. Poor people came flocking from all over London just to laugh at her. There's a recession on you know. You have to grab your laughs were you can."
David Cameron couldn't comment last night because he was still laughing.
By Katarina Frogpond.
