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Funny story: Russian Hookers Hope To Pee On Sleepy Joe’s Bed

Russian Hookers Hope To Pee On Sleepy Joe’s Bed

BILLINGSGATE POST: As part of the transition between administrations, if Biden should win the presidency, Irma and Irina (last names redacted), a Russian hooker tag team, hope to be invited to pee on Sleepy Joe Biden’s bed; a tradition that started…

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Funny story: The Steele Dossier: Garbanzo Beans And Chick Pea

The Steele Dossier: Garbanzo Beans And Chick Pea

BILLINGSGATE POST: Lost in the Inspector General report about the FBI’s investigation into Trump-Russia collusion, a newly declassified footnote shows that the FBI’s main source for its collusion allegation - Christopher Steele - was known to be a l…

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Funny story: Russian Hooker Regrets Peeing On Obama Bed

Russian Hooker Regrets Peeing On Obama Bed

BILLINGSGATE POST: Finally finding religion after turning tricks for the past seven years, Irena Klavisvoka says that she now regrets peeing on the bed once slept in by Barack and Michelle Obama. “We were just romping around like school girls, an...

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Funny story: Slime Ball Comey Compares Trump's Hands To Anthony's Weiner

Slime Ball Comey Compares Trump's Hands To Anthony's Weiner

BILLINGSGATE POST: With his baby-blues peering into the camera like two piss holes in a snow bank, and him furtively squeezing off popcorn farts that had George Staphylococcus' eyes watering, James Comey attempted to answer the questions posed by th...

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Funny story: Steele Defends Flaccid Record

Steele Defends Flaccid Record

Attempting to maintain a firm grip on his post as the Republican National Committee Chairman, Michael Steele continues to "fluff" the press and his constituents, trying to convince them that he really is the strongest, firmest, and most engorged man...

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Funny story: Norm Coleman Has Longest Head of Any Man Alive, Almost

Norm Coleman Has Longest Head of Any Man Alive, Almost

Sometimes when reporting on a legitimate news item such as the fact that a former Minnesota senator is eyeing the soon-to-be vacant chair of the RNC currently held by Michael Steele, you get so side-tracked just by a photo. This is so in the prese...

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Funny story: What Michael Steele and Spoof Hecklers Have in Common

What Michael Steele and Spoof Hecklers Have in Common

It seems like there has never been a time when Michael Steele, Chairman of the Republican Party, wasn't at the core of some scandal or being asked to step down by his own party members, yet he hangs on with a vengeance. The latest row between Steele and the GOP came when Steele claimed that President Obama owned Afghanistan and the United States should not be fighting a war there. Obviously, S...

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Funny story: Steele Justifies Strip Club Visit

Steele Justifies Strip Club Visit

The following is a recent letter from the Chairman of the Republican National Committee, Michael Steele to major GOP donors: Polls indicate that a majority of strippers hate social diseases/socialism I've said it many times, and I'll say it again now - only through your blind faith and radical, right-wing beliefs has our (Tea) party been able to scare and anger so many Americans in such a sh...

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Funny story: Michael Steele says, "It's official," Republican Party now known as the Asshooligans Party

Michael Steele says, "It's official," Republican Party now known as the Asshooligans Party

WASHINGTON, DC - Bowing to political pressure (and to the fact that the Republican Party doesn't have one chance in one-million of electing anybody in this, or any coming century), Michael Steele, Chairman of the Republican National Committee reveale...

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Funny story: Michael Steele Apologizes for Offending Republican Leaders

Michael Steele Apologizes for Offending Republican Leaders

Republican Committee Chairman Michael Steele issued an apology today for insulting nearly all of the leading voices of the Republican Party. When asked to comment on Mitt Romney, Steele said, "He's a Mormon, and it's clear that we don't vote for...

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