White Hart Lane, LONDON: Shiver me timbers good old 'Arry has left the Spuds. In his four year 'reign' 'Arry saved Spuds from being relegated from the Prmiership and took them in his second season to fourth, then fifth in his third season and fourt...
London - (Jaw-dropping Mess:) A massive £1+ billion safety deposit box scam linked to the Labour Party's Cash for Honors villain Lord 'Cashpoint' Levy has brought a smile back to the face of embattled Met Assistant Commissioner John Yates...
The rumoured plan by former Rainbow host Jeffrey to release his memoirs could sink the show, according to Rainbow fanatic Mike Meadow. Bungle, the show's current leader, has already come under fierce attack since Lord Freddy (formerly part of Rod,...
London - (Rioters): MI5 spooks have branded Lord Levy's posturings a load of sanitised whoppers after reviewing his security files detailing a 30 year career as one of the UK's top terror mobsters.
London - (Lurid Ass Mess): The Crown Prosecution Service is being blackmailed to conduct an In-camera trial of two men accused of targeting a 'royal' figurine who is really the bastard son of notorious Labour WMD fantasist Lord Levy.
Ealing Studios, UK - (Ass Mess): Quentin Tarantino is being touted as the director of choice for a new movie about the "hellish witchhunt hounding" of ex-Prime Monster Tony Blair's former blind truss portfolio bagman Lord Levy.
City of London - (Disaster Mess): The Government's COBRA emergency management committee has met today amid Financial Services Authority reports that the Northern Rock building society has a £50 billion black hole in its acounts.
Totteridge, North London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): The marquees have gone up in the garden, the fairy lights fitted and the swimming pool refreshed with gallons of Chanel No 5 at Totteridge's famous 'Villa Shambolero' home of Lord Levy whe...
London - (Rioters): A barman at the Whorely Arms Hotel in North London - where celeb patrons include Kate Moss, Prince William and Shaggy Dave the Royal Crack dealer - has said he saw Alexander Litvinenko's assassin "put some strange glowing...
London - (Ass Mess): Cash for peerages cops have found a money laundering trail linking Tony Blair's former blind trust portfolio bagman Lord Levy to Ashraf Marwan, the Mossad/KGB double agent who was found 'suicided' in the street below...
London - (Ass Mess): Lord Levy received up to £25 million from dodgy Saudi arms dealing princelet Bandar Bin Sultan Bin Abdul Aziz it was confirmed today.
London - (Ass Mess): Lord Levy, the blind trust portfolio bagman to UK Prime Monster Tony Blair, his personal Middle East envoy, chief WMD/yellowcake uranium fantasist and top racketeering partner responisble for flogging peerages, is squirming with...
South London - (Ass Mess): Cash-for-honors top mobster Lord Levy is understood to be under heavy sedition tonight following UK news coverage that a former secretary working for Deputy Prime Monster John Prescott was executed with two bullets to the s...
London - (Dissassociated Press): Police investigating the loans for peerages fiasco say they have uncovered 1970s IRA intelligence files showing Lord Levy and Camilla Barker Proles are the birth parents of desperately wannabe somebody self-publicist...
London - (Rioters): Under new legislation going through Parliament bailiffs will at last be able to break into No 10 Drowning Street and distrain property belonging to the bankrupt Tony and Cherie Blair.
Swept up and arrested in the cash-for-peerage scandal, Prime Minister Tony Blair's once good and loyal friend, Lord Levy, announced: "I'm not going to swing for Tony Blair." The term "to swing" does not mean to suggest &qu...
It's been a bad week for Lord Levy. New and disturbing allegations have been made against Tony Blair's personal fund raiser Lord Levy.
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