London - (Ass Mess): Cash for peerages cops have found a money laundering trail linking Tony Blair's former blind trust portfolio bagman Lord Levy to Ashraf Marwan, the Mossad/KGB double agent who was found 'suicided' in the street below the balcony of his ground floor flat last week.
Speaking at a press conference today Serious Fraud Office top brass said that files in the BAE slush fund probe found that some of the £1.2 billion of taxpayers' money that the Ministry of Defence paid to Saudi ambassador to the USA Prince Bandar subsequently ended up in both Levy's and Marwan's offshore bank accounts in the Dutch Antilles.
"It wasn't until we interviewed Californian porno star Courtney Coventry that we found those accound and the proof we needed to bust this mobster cabal," a senior SFO officer said today.
"The only logical conclusion is that the former Saudi King Fahd himself was a Mossad agent implanted in the Saudi kingdom on orders of Ronald Reagan and Mikhail Gorbachev.
"This will keep the Sunday papers busy when the case hits the Old Bailey later this year."
Dick Cheney is spitting venom.
