Forecast bleak as Lord Levy plans lavish wedding bash for son

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Friday, 27 July 2007

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Weather forecasts predict it will piss down on Lord Levy's bash

Totteridge, North London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): The marquees have gone up in the garden, the fairy lights fitted and the swimming pool refreshed with gallons of Chanel No 5 at Totteridge's famous 'Villa Shambolero' home of Lord Levy where the ex-UK Prime Monster's blind trust portfolio bagman is hosting a wedding reception for his son Daniel, 39 on Sunday.

But will the sun shine down on the nuptuals for his Mossad-employed son's union to Belarus-born interior design student Valentina Kozina? Or will it piss down as predicted and bring a long-awaited broad grin to the Met's top Serious Fraud Squad cops who investigated Levy in the recent trash-for-honors probe?

Guests at the Levy moorish-style hacienda are expected to include Tony and Cherie Blair, Australian shopping mall builder Frank Lowy and Larry Silverstein - the OZ mobster cartel brains behind the purchase of fraudulent leases on the World Trade Center just days before the 9/11 atrocity.

Sunday's wedding was always a hit and miss affair and only got the green light to go ahead after George W Bush leaned on Prince Bandar to suborn Crown Prosecution Service lawyers into dropping all charges against the accused.

But the Met's cops seem unconcerned that despite 16 months of evidence their investigation was dumped by the CPS.

"It was always a brilliant cover story," one top cop source said today.

"For years we've had most of the evidence to nail Blair, Levy, Brown and George Bush. But we knew we had to wait for that all-important icing on the cake to make it stick.

"So we bugged Bandar and the CPS and bingo! We got the result we had long expected and humnbly retreated to the sidelines as the CPS rentboys threw out the charges as expected.

"Are we all that worried?

"We think the build up to Monday's full moon may provide the drama in the real investigation we have kept out of the public eye.

"Lord Levy can have his day of fun while the heavens open and piss down on the family's big day on Sunday.

"The Met won't be all that far behind!"

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