South London - (Ass Mess): Cash-for-honors top mobster Lord Levy is understood to be under heavy sedition tonight following UK news coverage that a former secretary working for Deputy Prime Monster John Prescott was executed with two bullets to the skull at her Battersea flat yesterday morning.
Krystal Hart, a blonde 22 year old who is said to be six weeks pregnant, was gunned down at home amid initial speculation that the shooting was an 'honor killing' over a disputed parking space.
But police soon quashed that theory as neighbors related the victim mixed with Whitehall lowlife and had 'friends in high places' - an allusion to her former fatass boss Prescott no doubt.
Nobody has yet been arrested over the killing despite many neighbours being questioned.
Detectives have said they want to trace a smooth-talking fund raising-type of arselicking white man aged between 50 and 60 with a Donate To Labour! sticker on the back of his Merc.
They have appealed for anyone who was in the area at the time of the shooting to grass him up and may be offering a reward to help with expenses.
